Offended v1.2

Hello! You have been redirected to this page because you have taken something or someone on the internet seriously.

First of all, I would like to welcome you to the internet!
It's a place of jolly good fun.
To name just a few things you can do: And much much much more...

But it seems you have taken something or someone on the internet seriously. *sad onion*
You may have gone into a forum debate with someone because your opinions differ.
This includes but is not limited to religious debates, flamewars and trolling.
You may have become angry because someone said a naughty word online. D:
You are openly bashing a group of weeaboo faggots (this includes WoW-faggots, brony-faggots, furfags, etc).
As you can see, any of the above may apply to you.
The internet does not forgive, but I do. I am giving you a second chance now! :)

Here's the thing. You have been acting like a butthurt cunt.
You have taken something or someone on the internet seriously.
There is a simple medicine for that: Get that stick out of your arse - why would you have a stick in your arse anyway, faggot - and grow some balls. Two is preferred.
Nobody gives a bloody fuck about your opinion, neither do I. :)
If someone does something you don't like, then either ignore it or suck a priest's cock in church. This is the internet, nobody gives a fuck about you or your opinion.

The more you react, the more you get angry (obviously you are angry), the more people like me laugh! :)
Remember in primary school (or elementary school for you murican faggots) where your mother or your teacher advised you to ignore bullies if they called you names?
The very same applies here! If you don't like something, look the other way. There is no way someone on the internet can hurt you physically or mentally.
If someone on the internet IS able to mentally hurt you (which is true in your case), please refer to my medicine: Grow Some Balls! :)

It does not matter how you react, you are ALWAYS wrong on the internet. Got a set of good arguments that will surely defeat your opponent in the debate? They are invalid.
I find it funny how you think you can win a debate if the other guy does not give a fuck about your arguments or debate anyway? :) (Trust me, this is the part where we laugh the most.)

So kids, what have we learned?
On the internet, you always lose.
If someone says NIGGER or CUNT or disagrees with you or what the fuck ever: just smile and wave. Smile and wave.
Do not make an attempt to out-argue someone else. No, you do not look mature, you look retarded for thinking I actually give a fuck about what you have to say. ;)


Keep in mind what you have learned, and enjoy the internet!

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